English Random Words vs What The Commit

English Random Words is a small keyless REST API that returns one random English word per request, each response bundled with its dictionary definition and an approximate pronunciation spelling. Its OpenAPI spec (browsable at /api-docs) also lists per-language routes for Spanish, French, Dutch, Japanese, Chinese, and Turkish, though a live probe found every one of those still answers "Language not supported yet" — only the English endpoint actually works. Hosted on Vercel with no signup or paid tier, it enforces a modest 30-requests-per-15-minutes rate limit per client.

What The Commit serves an endless stream of joke commit messages drawn from a fixed pool, built to be piped into git commit -m when you can't think of anything better. The plain-text /index.txt endpoint returns one message per request for shell scripting and git aliases, and a live /index.json endpoint wraps the same message with a stable hash and permalink. It's free, keyless, and carries no rate limit or pricing page.